Felicific

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castielofasgard:

1 day ago with 100,899 notes

niallurlust:

Niall would be the boyfriend that would love when you play the bigger spoon at night when you two are tucked and tangled under the sheets. He would love how you hug yourself up against his back, kissing right behind his ear, arm over his waist so your fingertips could play with his soft t-shirt, and your other arm up over his head so you could play with his hair until he fell asleep.

1 day ago with 494 notes

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

2 days ago with 77,738 notes

(◕‿◕✿) cute people

(◡‿◡✿) cute people with good personalities

(⊙︿⊙✿) cute people with good personalities that actually likes you

(⊙△⊙✿) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(┛◉Д◉)┛AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 days ago with 16,365 notes

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

2 days ago with 39,799 notes

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

2 days ago with 51,145 notes